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Have you heard about all the honey bees? They are disappearing, and nobody knows why. This is a pretty big story, since honey bees are responsible for so many things. Something as simple as an apple, wouldn’t be around if it wasn’t for honeybees. They help to pollinate many of our fruit trees, and garden plants. Honey bees are a big part of the pollination process, and we would have dramatic changes without the little boogers. Yes, I know they can be annoying, and it hurts to get stung by them, but we need them. Most of us might think of honey when we think of honeybees but they are a vital source to our agriculture.

Now they are disapperaing at an alarming rate, and scientists have yet to put their finger on the problem. There’s been all kinds of suggestions to what’s been going on. Some thought it could be some form of terroist attack, or the cell phone towers could be causing them to disappear. It seems that since we are not finding any dead bees, that they are just getting lost on their routes. Something is causing them to fly away from the hive, and they can’t find their way back to the hive.

There’s now a term that has been named to this problem. It’s called Colony Collapse Disorder. CCD is hard to cure, since we don’t know exactly what the problem is. There have been about 5 new diseases that have been found in honeybees recently. Some of these diseases can break down the immune system, and be like a person that is suffering from Aids. Their immune systems can be weaken, and couldn’t fight off these diseases. It’s not exactly sure what’s causing this to happen.

Since farmers have recently been using new chemicals to kill weeds and bugs from crops. It’s possible that some of these new chemicals might be responsible for what’s going on with the honey bees. This will be something that has to be corrected in the near future, or we might have to do without some of the things that we have been accustomed to. So take care of the honey bees out there!

Now every state has crazy laws that are still on the books. At some time long ago, there was probably a good reason to have some of these laws. Since they were made into laws, some still exist today. Even though some of these don’t apply to us, or don’t even make much sense now, they are still laws. You could still be charged for these laws. However, it would probably create a lot of publicity for any law enforcement to try and enforce some of these laws.

Since I live in the state of Georgia. I will share some of the crazy laws that are still on the books today in the Peach State. Now some of these laws might just be a city or community in Georgia. Not all of these are state laws, but some of them are:

1) All citizens must own a rake.
2) It’s against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
3) Can’t cut off a chicken’s head on Sunday.
4) Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
5) Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
6) It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead corpse.
7) Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
9) No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
10) One man may not be on another man’s back.

So there is a few of the laws that are in my state. Don’t laugh. All 50 states have some sort of crazy laws that are still on the books today. Just remember that ignorance is no excuse for breaking a law. So as funny and weird as some of these may seem. You could still be charged with one of these, if they really wanted to get you for something.